lindsaylohoean:

i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child

(via a-nnoying)

sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

(via cumfort)

snapchatting:

*acoustic cover of your text post*

(via covocal)

theflowershop:

in case you need some encouragement today, IT’S ONE DAY CLOSER TO AUTUMN. one day closer to jeans and boots and scarves and sweaters and beautiful trees and frost on the grass and actually wanting to go outside and cooler temperatures and happiness.

(via barnesbeesandbutts)

  • Government: We want to keep pregnancy rates in young girls down!
  • Government: *Has terrible sex education for young girls*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for birth control*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for pregnancy tests*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for plan b pills*
  • Government: *Is against abortion*

avocadopenguin:

it’s so beautiful how a single song lyric can describe your life perfectly

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(via a-universal-truism)

collapsed:

dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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is this the guy from criminal minds? lmfao

(Source: 2048bit, via lubricates)

thebloggerbloggerfun:

I was volunteering at a Con a few weeks ago and I about died when we started going over the safety codes. 

Do you know what the code for a missing child is?

Do you?

Missing child. 

Think about it.

The code for a missing child. 

I’ll give you a hint.

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Code Adam.

The code for a missing child is Code Adam.

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(via intrigued-fallen-angel)

illkim:

me when a fight breaks out at school

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(via gnarly)