tyelr:

imagine how the parents of famous ppl must feel like “dam im sure glad we boned that night”

(via nickiminajvevo)

bouhous:

hey bro…u awake? can i hold your hand…..i had a nightmare

(via disagreed)

thefoxxnextdoor:

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

(via eughueghe)

spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

(Source: baesitter, via profashionall)

weeping-daleks:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

write a book

(via sassyavengers)

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

(via la-douleur-exquisite)

markkruffalo:

when cute boys initiate conversation with you

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